i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Rumble strips road head = magical
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FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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