AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
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when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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