If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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