I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Boobs are out for the taking
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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