I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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