goodnight i made you a song goodbye
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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