u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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