Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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