wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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