do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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