Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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