Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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