dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Actions speak louder than pants.
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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