singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
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We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
The power of my boobs compel you
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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