The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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