Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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