so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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