one two three fourrrrnication!
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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