Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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