he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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