I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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