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i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
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