It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
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Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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