these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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