so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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