big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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