sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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