The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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