Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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