New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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