How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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