I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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