did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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