That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
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Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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