DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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