it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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