Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
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Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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