worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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