Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
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Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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