he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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I just found puke in my bra..
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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