in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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