she kept yelling 'call me bella'
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
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Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
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I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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