There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
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He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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