We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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