when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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