i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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