I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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