This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
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I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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