Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
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Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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