Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
The Olympian is in my bed
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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