Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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